Kim Kardashian debuts new song “Jam (Turn it up)”

Today I heard Kim Kardashian’s debut single “Jam.”  The reality show star teamed up with The-Dream on this up-tempo song.  I’m sure someone will like this song, but I think it’s a joke!  How do you make a song and never sang before?  Her words, not mine!  The only thing that is remotely tolerable about this song is the bass line.  I say that for the lack of better words.  She sounds like she has a serious nasal congestion issue.  It’s very annoying!  There is absolutely nothing else I can say about this song besides it’s horrible and I have a feeling it’s going to go platinum.  Suddenly Ke$ha sounds like a choir of heavenly singers.  I am having a Helen Keller moment!

Kimmy, I beg you to please continue making money off of your reality show and your sex tape.  Please leave music to people who have talent!

Below you will find the song and lyrics.  Check out the song and let me know what you think.

 

[Kim Kardashian – Jam (Turn it up)]
Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me, Turn me up
Yeah (x8)
Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me, Turn me up
Yeah (x8)

[Verse 1]

Im goin out tonight, its goin down
Headed straight to the front of the line, on the fly
On the floor I cant stand still
And im goin to work like im paying my bills (bills)
My whole clicks on the floor (the floor)
We gon party, then party some more (some more)
Rozay up in the air
Feeling good, feeling great, just got paid

[Chorus]

And they playin’ my jam
They playin, my jam
Turn it up, Turn It Up (DJ)
Turn it up, so I can rock the night away (away)

[Verse 2]

Imam burn it out tonight, its goin down
By live via satellite
And all I see is angels in my eyes
Buzz got me way up in the sky

Maybach in the front (the front)
Pick out any boy that I want (I want)
DJ here I am
Feeling good, feeling great, just got paid

[Chorus]

And they playin’ my jam
They playin, my jam
Turn it up, Turn It Up (DJ)
Turn it up, so I can rock the night away (away)

[Bridge]

Girls in the building
Fellas in the club
Boys spending money
Girls looking good
Im on the floor, living my life
Feeling so good, feeling so right
Got my hands up
Celebrate like its my birthday
5 more shots of tequila
I’m thirsty
Feeling so good, I’m feeling so great
Tonight (x4)

[Outro]

Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me Turn me up
Yeah (x8)
Killa (Killa), I run music